Who knew that when Britney Spears flashed her panties, it was for the good of our country? Because along with the imaginations of 13-year-old boys, the economy is also being stimulated by Spears' antics. According to Portfolio magazine, the troubled pop star was responsible for bringing $110 - $120 million to our nation's economy. God Bless Britney Spears!
Here's a sampling of the Britney Economy:
Photo Ops: A single picture of Britney can bring in over $100,000. Which is why I tell my kids - don't go to college, just get yourselves a decent camera.
Promotions: Wanna closer look at her weave? Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas reportedly sold seats at a table next to hers for $50,000 at a recent event.
Record companies: Since her debut, Spears' records have brought in more
than $400 million to Jive Records. Don't look at me - I only downloaded
one song off of Blackout.
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