What is up with these Olsen girls and their predeliction for older single dads? Is it a father-figure complex? Did all those years on Full House, seeing John Stamos wander around off-set in his underpants, just mess them up?
At least Colin Farrell is, or seems, a little more age-appropriate for Mary-Kate than Lance Olsen did for Ashley.
Colin Farrell was spotted snuggling up to Mary-Kate at Utah's Lift bar after the premiere of his new movie 'In Bruges' at Sundance over the weekend. Sources say that the public display of affection might not have been reciprocated, but who are we kidding? Colin's totally her type: a younger, better-looking version of Uncle Jesse.
Disturbing? Maybe. But after a few days of writing about Britney sucking up to paparazzi and Jessica Alba experimenting with pube dye, nothing fazes me.
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