I had no idea that Slash wore glasses. Too obvious?  What about a Hair Bear comment?

Seriously, I make fun of a lot of celebrities on here, mostly out of uncontrollable spite (I'm getting help), but never out of jealousy.  Until now.  That hair is freaking awesome.  Erykah Badu has more hair on her head than my whole bowling team on our collective back.  Tell me that coif isn't impressive, it's like 80% of her body weight. 

That reminds me, I'm out of Rogaine.