Wow, I can hardly keep up! So much to talk about and so little time. Britney Spears, aka Trainwreck Extraordinaire, apparently has a tape of Paris Hilton kissing some chick. Or she knows who has a tape? Or she's inventing one? I don't know. It's all so confusing.
Spears sent Hilton a letter (she can write?) warning her that she has an x-rated tape of Paris and she will release it to "the internet" if she, Paris doesn't start treating her friends better. I can only imagine this letter - probably written on construction paper with Cheeto skid marks. "Hey ya'll Paris, ya betta start treatin' me betta or I'll leak this tape to the internets. I'm Britney bitch."
This tape, supposedly shows Paris locking lips with one of Britney's female friends. Doesn't Britney know that Paris all ready has a sex tape out there with Pamela Anderson's new hubby, Rick Salomon? Hello? One Night In Paris? More skank behavior from Hilton seems, I don't know, boring really. Yawn.
A source said: "Britney and her pals wrote to Paris and told her they are hearing rumours of a new sex-tape scandal." The note ended with Britney and her friends telling Paris they look forward to hearing back from her.
I thought Paris and Brit would be BFF's! They apparently had a falling out at Brit's birthday bash.
A source revealed to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter, supposedly from Britney and said it was 'c**p.' " I think that's code for CRAP.
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