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Halle Berry's Baby Daddy: Still NOT HOT

Posted by HerBadMother

 

OK, so he's not as flamingly metrosexual in this photo as he was in that one the other week (you know, with the mock turtleneck and the man bracelet), but still - everything about Gabriel Aubry screams TOY BOY. The human male equivalent of a purse dog.

I'm willing to believe that he impregnated Halle Berry, and that he's straight enough to have enjoyed it, but I'd still bet that he had a manicure and very possibly a facial that same day. The ladies over at Jezebel keep insisting that he's hot, but I really must insist that no man qualifies as 'hot' who has a more completely waxed body than I do.


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Posted Dec 04 2007, 03:23 PM
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andrea said:

somebody sounds reeaaallly jealous

December 4, 2007 4:24 PM
 

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December 4, 2007 7:09 PM
 

Seriously doubt it! said:

Still not hot. Seriously, doubt it that he's metrosexual, sorry gals. Don't know if he's really straight or not. Do know for a fact they did the in-vitro thing. Can give the name of the California clinic Halle was known to be seen at on several occasions. Don't think he enjoyed wacking off in a cup etc. if it's really his.

December 5, 2007 1:59 AM
 

name of clinic said:

Pacific Fertility Clinic-Los Angeles in Westwood. So, either Halle lied (as usual)on Oprah about she and model boy doing the nasty a gazillion times or he couldn't the other way. Not just because of Halle and her age. Do believe she did have trouble getting pregnant, will give her that, but not like she told Auntie O's audience. Also, don't buy the bit about the 35-36 home pregnancy tests either. He could still possibly be the IVF pop, who knows. Still not holding my breath on this on regardless of his new found media exposure and what they're claiming.

December 5, 2007 4:06 PM
 

Still a fruit... said:

He's still a fruit. If he thinks growing his hair out, getting facial hair and chest hair from his earlier days modeling he's mistaken. Once a fruit always a fruit. Agree with the In-Vitro comments, will also be surprised if it's really his kid. The only sex he had with Halle is from her backdoor.

December 13, 2007 2:44 AM

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