Did Halle Berry really sleep with this guy? Dude is waaaay too metrosexual to be sleeping with someone with such great boobs. His hair is frosted and he has obviously manicured nails. Plus, no man should ever, ever wear mock turtlenecks, especially not in white and especially not when the neck is going to draw attention to an artfully neglected patch of neck stubble. I'll bet any money that dude waxes his nether regions.
If Gabriel Aubry just let go of the manic attention to grooming and the pleated pants, he could be quite hot. He bears a slight resemblance to Josh Holloway (Sawyer from Lost), who in my opinion is one of the hottest men alive, not least because he rocks the dirty-messy bad boy look like nobody's bizniss. Rrwarr. Rough-and-tumble is hot, waxed and polished is not. Unless you're baring your waxed-but-tattooed tushy at every opportunity. That can be kinda hot. Just ask David Beckham.
Where was I? Right. Gabriel Aubry. Lose the frosted tips, dude.
