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Tom Cruise Is Fat, Bald & Hot!

Posted by Sassy Smith

 

 

Did I say hot?  I meant, pass me a bucket.  Cruise is set to appear in Ben Stiller's comedy, Tropic Thunder, slated for a July 2008 release.  Mark your calendars!

Cruise is apparently playing a studio mogul in the film, which also stars, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Bill Hader and Justin Theroux.  The movie is about a group of actors shooting a big budget war movie and through some freak occurrences, they end up being forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.  Sounds absolutely strange riveting!

I can't take my eyes off of that chest hair.  I'm assuming Tom is in costume in that above picture, but hey, maybe that's his real look and when we see him out with Katie Holmes, that look is really the costume.  Oh zing!

Photo source: Just Jared

 

 


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lol said:

you assume? you cant see the obvious flap of fake skin overlapping the towel?

November 19, 2007 8:58 PM
 

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