So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim’s list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub. In order to avoid an awkward situation once Britney was inside the club, her friends informed her of her inclusion in the group that includes Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna, and the pop star was shocked that such a list even existed. I hear she threatened to send in her parenting coach to kick the editor’s ass, but when that didn’t work she decided to demand an apology from Maxim instead.
Seeing as the mean-spirited list was meant to incite and was obviously written by a bunch of ugly lonely men with small penises, I don’t see any apologies, private or public coming Britney’s way. I think her best bet is to stop trying to crash parties and concentrate on her mothering skills. Otherwise, she’ll definitely be in the running to make another list: Worst Parent of 2007. Move over Alec Baldwin!