Brit Chick Fight!  Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, has some harsh words for Heather Mills, estranged wife of Paul McCartney.  Ferguson has been the target of unflattering coverage by the British press herself, but has no sympathy for Mills and her battle with the media. "... If you are on the public stage, it’s your public stage...if you don’t want to accept it, get off it.”  You go, girl.  Looks like those measly Weight Watchers meals have got you good and cranky.

Mills went on a weepy public tirade against the British press this week on talk shows here and in London.  In them she accused McCartney's daughter Stella for the breakup of her marriage and pointed her finger at the media for driving her to consider suicide.  She was just about to put the blame for global warming on Ringo Starr before they cut the raging chick's mike off.