Ahoy, Matey! Clearly, Britney Spears is wearing this outfit just to make it easier for us writers struggling to come up with headlines for the gazillion stories a day we do about her. Because, really, there can't be any other reason for anyone to wear this getup. Can you think of one? I can't.
This one photo inspired me with gems such as, 'Arghh! What's in Britney's Treasure Chest?' and 'Finally, Britney Covers Up Her Pirate's Booty.' Flashes of genius, I know. I'm even working on one that uses a reference to 'Long John Silver' that's gonna just kill. Give me a few minutes, I'll get back to you.
[photo: UsMagazine.com]
