Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead has just celebrated her first birthday and on the baby's coattails rides the biggest whore in television: E! Network. While they dangle hot cabana boys in front of daddy Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn is expected to spit up more bills than an urban ATM in the form of a reality T.V. show.
Yes folks, the unnamed show will be a project of the E! Network and will star the little princess and her queen papa.
Vodkarella's suggestions for the show?
Beauty and the Queer
The Tabloid Twos
My Manipulating Manny
Daddy Whorebucks
Potty Profits
Oh there's so many possibilities. My favorite one would be the courts placing this baby with a family who cares enough to protect her from this bullshit. I would take her in without expecting one dime. This kid deserves reality, not a reality show.
