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Britney Spears' Bodyguard Subpoenaed; I'm Certain I'm Next

Posted by sweatpantsmom

Britney doesn't look too happy here. I'm guessing either they were out of Caramel Frappuccinos, or she just got the news that her bodyguard Daimon Shippen had been subpoenaed in her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. The fight's getting ugly - I wonder if she's asked for K-Fed's sperm yet.

Shippmen is the second person to be subpoenaed; Spears' cousin Alli Sims was served earlier this week.  Who's next? At the rate this is going, probably her housekeeper, cook and dog-walker, followed by her bikini waxer, her high-school gym teacher and the guy who stood in line next to her at a Tastee Freez in 1998.  My advice - if you see someone walking quickly towards you holding an envelope, run for your life.

 

[photo: INF]


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University Update-Britney Spears-Britney Spears' Bodyguard Subpoenaed; I'm Certain I'm Next said:

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August 14, 2007 8:08 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Man, Ex-Fed is pulling out all of the stops. Not only has he been on the offensive, and subpoenaed everyone that has ever met Britney Spears, including the lovely people of Promises , soon to be promises broken (you can use that), but he is planning his

August 19, 2007 3:12 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Hear that? It's the sound of Kevin Federline's lawyers whipping him with his own do-rag. Because in the midst of his nasty custody fight with ex-wife Britney Spears , K-Fed wasn't exactly acting like Father-of-the-Year material on Friday night

August 19, 2007 5:51 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Larry Rudolph, ex-manager of Britney Spears, was the latest victim...

August 30, 2007 7:35 PM

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