Phil "Lefty" Mickelson just can't stand it. Tiger has his number. Lefty, who birdied the kids thing long before Tiger, is still finding himself standing in the traps and staring at the greens as news of the Woods' baby becomes the only news on the links.
Well, Lefty has a plan. If he can't beat Tiger at golf, maybe his kids can beat Tiger's, someday, at something. Hence this challenge posted on Phil's website:
Amy and I want to congratulate Tiger and Élin Woods again on the birth
of Sam Alexis; we’ve seen their pictures on the Internet. We sent them
a mini ping-pong table. Our kids have had a little head start on Sam
Alexis and expect them to continue the Mickelson domination over the
Woods in pong but we thought we should give Sam Alexis a chance to
jump-start her own game.
Sounds bitter.
