We all know that most dads are superheroes, and so it shouldn't come as a surprise that Larry Birkhead - just having received full legal custody of his daughter by the late Anna Nicole Smith - is claiming paternal superpowers. He has, he says, "a supersonic sense of smell when it comes to diapers." Which is really useful for smelling things that travel faster than the speed of sound, like post-banana baby turds.
But Larry's "supersonic" sense of smell isn't the truly remarkable thing about Larry. No, the truly remarkable thing about Larry is that he has three hands: you can usually find him, he says, "with (one) hand on the baby, a hand on the cell phone, (and) a hand on the diaper." Three hands, people. Three hands.
Now we know why Anna Nicole liked him so much.
