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John Travolta to Autism: Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose

Posted by Whit Honea

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John Travolta, being crazy, is apparently in denial about his son Jett, 15, whom everyone on this planet believes is autistic.  Travolta and wife Kelly Preston are Scientologists, and as such they believe that disorders like autism are curable by giving more money of oneself to the church.

Sounds healthy doesn't it? Hey son, you don't have a serious disorder, you just need to give more to ... um, the aliens? Rumor has it that it also cures depression.

In related news, the couple has announced that they want to have another child.  Hopefully, number three won't have any ailments that need to be ignored.


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Comments

 

RattlingTheKettle said:

Dude, now you've gone and pissed off the Church of Scientology.  And you're in LA!  What were you thinking?  They own this town!

June 4, 2007 11:41 PM
 

FameCrawler said:

Kelly Preston and daughter Ella Bleu Travolta were spotted at LAX, possibly returning from their trip

June 8, 2007 11:16 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

There’s no cure for autism, but those with firsthand experience say early therapy can lessen the severity of this disorder. With that in mind, the American Academy of Pediatrics has come out with a strong recommendation that all children be screened twice

October 30, 2007 2:56 PM

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Whit Honea is a writer and editor in Los Angeles with two great boys and a wife way out of his league.

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