droolicious : bling

Mrs. Potato Head's Got $1,500 Worth of Bling

JeanneSager — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:30:00 GMT

Remember how cool we thought we were when no long had to stick toothpicks into our actual straight-from-the-ground potato to play Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Get Married? The plastic potatoes are soooo 1980, honey.

Because now Mrs. Potato Head's got bling.

Covered from head to, well, head, in Swarovski crystals, the Lady Spudiva is also way out of our price range. She runs a cool grand and a half over at Crystal Icing.com (although she's currently 10 percent off! Such a deal!)

So we're hoping this isn't meant FOR kids. Anyone, anyone, Bueller? Because my daughter has a habit of smashing Play-Doh into that big butt flap on the back of her (crystal-free) tuber.

What do you think parents, spectacular or spit up?

Check Out a Potato Head that's more my speed:

Stick it to - and on - Mr. Potato Head

Kiddie Bling: Pink Evil Eye Bracelet

AmandaHill — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:00:00 GMT

Kid size jewelry is pretty important in our house. My daughter loves to rock tiny bracelets. This really cute Tulumba Pink Evil Eye bracelet is particularly awesome. The little eyeballs on the blue beads are really unique.

However, if you have tiny tots around, it might pose somewhat of a choking hazard should it manage to come apart.

Check the Pink Evil Eye bracelet out on Amazon.

Hello Kitty Goes Glam

Lisa Mulcahy — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:28:00 GMT

As a little girl growing up in the late 70s Hello Kitty was a staple in the must have department. There were stickers, sleeping bags, diaries and about almost every back to school item you could imagine. But the one thing I couldn’t imagine then, or now for that matter, is this piece of Kitty bling.

I guess the Pave diamond and pink sapphire Hello Kitty watch, $3,450, from Neiman Marcus plays on nostalgia for all those 70s girls that have grown up and are making some big bucks. Don’t think there are many kids wearing this one. But if I was going to drop that kind of cash on a watch I don’t think it would don any type of cartoon character.

Jessica Alba's Tricycle Brings the Bling

Chris Ford — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:45:00 GMT

Earlier this month Jessica Alba's friends threw her a baby shower, and like I mentioned before, the guests went home with a goodie bag of their own. Well, according to E! Online, one of the presents was this Swarovski Crystal encrusted tricycle by Glitzy Bella. Want to know how much? You'll have to click through the jump...

I called a place where they sell them (the Hard Rock Store at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino here in Las Vegas) and they told me that they go for $2,000. I'm wondering though, does one actually bring it to the park? And what happens when the crystals start to fall off? What kind of glue do you use to put Swarovski crystals back into a tricycle?

Who says the rich have it easy?

Check them out at GlitzyBella.com (beware of the annoying music that automatically plays though...)

Kidrobot Does Kiddy-Bling Right (with Donuts!)

Mir — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:01:00 GMT

You know it'll be a cold, cold day before I spend $35 on a kids' top; nevertheless, I can't stop laughing at this donut bling shirt from Kidrobot. Finally, someone acknowledges the correct currency for the sandbox set. (Mmmmm... donuts.)

Bling for Your Baby Daddy

Karen — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:05:00 GMT

These personalized dog tags have enough room for any of your kid's names that are 8 letters or less. Alexandria, Bernadette and Nickolette?

Sorry sweetie, you're looking at life as a stripper. Daddy loves you, just not enough to give you a short enough name to wear around his heart.

$45 each at PeaPod Creations.

Spit Up: Bling for your Aristabrat

Mir — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Good news! I know exactly what you can get for Paris Hilton once she finally pops out that first baby she's been talking about lately: This lovely matching set from Aristabrat (their tagline: "For the haves and have mores") consisting of rattle, nail clippers, and pacifier. All three are encrusted with Swarovski crystals, proving that you can never be too rich or too over-the-top. And at just $299 for the trio, you'll have plenty of money left over for that gold tooth the baby needs, too.

Spit Up: Princess (of Ridiculous) Bling Shoes

Mir — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:03:00 GMT

These are labeled Princess Bling Pageant Shoes over at Pink Taffy Designs, where the infant-sized Converses will run you $134. Let's see... that's $25 for the sneakers, $19.95 for the BeDazzler, $2 for the princess ribbons, and $87.05 for the Moron Tax.

Bling Baby Swarovski Crystal Croc-like Shoes

chrisjordan — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:07:00 GMT

A few days ago, Mir posted some sparkling sunglasses, and when I came across these croc inspired sandals I thought the child with the Swarovski crystal embellished sunglasses would want these Swarovski crystal embellished shoes . And, get ready, matching pacifier clip.

You can never have too much bling, baby.

And on the plus side you will never lose this child dressed outdoors. The sun reflecting off of her would be a blinding beacon of light.

They are available in sizes 1-4 (or 0-12 months) and cost $34.95.

Baby Bling Sunglasses for your Darling Diva

Mir — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:06:00 GMT

"No pictures please, gentlemen. Can't you see I'm just trying to take my twelve pounds of hair ribbons out for a stroll?"

For the paparazzi-dodging little girl who needs some sparkle, check out these Swarovski Crystal sunglasses from Little Boy Blue Boutique. Available in various sizes to fit from toddler up to age 10. For the bargain price of $50 "styles may vary," so hopefully you're not overly picky about your bling. I promise they're all quite... shiny.