Spit Up: I'm Your Baby Girl and I Want This

Cathy Hale — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:12:00 GMT

Dear Mommy,

I’m the sweet, innocent, adorable little light of your life - your princess - and I have needs. Just like you, I desire the finer things in life. A nice crib to yell in. Gourmet foods to spit up. Soft diapers to poop in. Plush friends to boss around. Miracle creams. So this holiday season, here’s my list of demands suggestions that might make me smile. Then spit up.

We all know German engineering is best. That’s why I’d like a mountain of Baby Dior Silicone Pacifiers. They’re only $45 each. I will lose one hourly for about three days. Then I’ll have a whole bunch to play with and then - POOF! - they’ll all disappear again. I’d love to tell you how I perform this trick, but then I’d have to kill you. Sorry.

I also need quite a few Baby Dior Crown Baby Bottles - anything with a princess crest on it, you know. It’s odd that you’re paying $45 for a plastic bottle that isn’t labeled BPA-free. It’s not even glass. Oh, I get it. Ha-ha. Those Germans crack me up.

Love, Your Baby

Spit Up: How Much for that Snowsuit?

Erin Behan — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:31:00 GMT

I'm willing to splurge now and then for things that take my kid's outfit to the next level, but unless this snowsuit also serves as a levitation device, I'm not buying. The all-white, fully-lined cannage snowsuit from Baby Dior does have some nice features such as a plush fleece lining, elasticized hem, detachable booties and mittens, but how much for the signature cannage embroidered snowsuit? Just $295 buckaroos at eLuxury. In sizes 3- 6- and 12-month for the baby who truly has everything.

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Spit Up: I'm Your Baby Girl and I Want This

Spit Up: How Much for that Snowsuit?