Spit Up: I'm Your Baby Girl and I Want This

Cathy Hale — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:12:00 GMT

Dear Mommy,

I’m the sweet, innocent, adorable little light of your life - your princess - and I have needs. Just like you, I desire the finer things in life. A nice crib to yell in. Gourmet foods to spit up. Soft diapers to poop in. Plush friends to boss around. Miracle creams. So this holiday season, here’s my list of demands suggestions that might make me smile. Then spit up.

We all know German engineering is best. That’s why I’d like a mountain of Baby Dior Silicone Pacifiers. They’re only $45 each. I will lose one hourly for about three days. Then I’ll have a whole bunch to play with and then - POOF! - they’ll all disappear again. I’d love to tell you how I perform this trick, but then I’d have to kill you. Sorry.

I also need quite a few Baby Dior Crown Baby Bottles - anything with a princess crest on it, you know. It’s odd that you’re paying $45 for a plastic bottle that isn’t labeled BPA-free. It’s not even glass. Oh, I get it. Ha-ha. Those Germans crack me up.

Love, Your Baby

droolicious : Dior bottles

Spit Up: I'm Your Baby Girl and I Want This