So, yeah, it's pretty much useless for grinding, flipping, sliding or any other modern street- or vert-related activity, but if you're looking for a gift for the grommet who has everything, this electric longboard from Altered will let you carve, slash and cruise at speeds up to 19 mph. It supports up to 240 pounds' worth of skater, which we're guessing is somewhat bigger than your child, and runs for up to 12 miles off a four-hour battery charge.
$500 from Altered. [Via Plunder Guide]
