
Look, it's a pitcher (only $8.95 at One Step Ahead)! With a rubbery panel you can set down right on your darling's head! Absolute genius, I tell you. Yes. Because a normal cup (or a shower nozzle, or a bowl, or your cupped hands for crying out loud) cannot possibly rinse shampoo from your preeeeshus without getting it in her eyes. And a fancy pitcher is totally going to rescue her from that. You know, because kids never squirm and the shape of the pouring unit matters so much.
Free advice: Have her hold a washcloth over her face while you rinse. You're welcome.