Their website proclaims the Victoria Staten brand is "the first branded or designer product line that spans the entire spectrum of the infant product market for the modern family." In case you're wondering, in this instance "modern family" means "richer than God." Why, for just $650 you can have this gorgeous maple and leather playard [sic -- apparently all that money doesn't buy spellcheck], suitable for all your pretend offspring. (What, you're going to put a real baby inside that thing? Are you nuts? He might ruin it!)
