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• The Official Paris Hilton Toy Doll is Not of the "Blow-Up" Variety

  It had to happen. You knew it would. You might have even hoped it wouldn't. But it did. German toymaker Simba Toys has announced an official Paris Hilton Doll. Read More... Posted Feb 08 2008, 07:19 PM by moderndaydad with | with no comments Filed under: Toys, dolls, paris hilton, celebrities, mdd, celebrity, Simba Toys, Paris Hilton Doll, doll

• Paris Hilton Covets The Ultimate Accessory: A Baby

  As quoted in the latest issue of Elle Magazine:  A source said: "Paris told me, 'I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it's time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.' " Um, WHAT? Look, if you don't walk every day before you get a dog, don't get a dog so you'll walk more - it doesn't work.  Perhaps her new crisis manager could dress up a small pig and pass it off as a baby - it's not like she'll notice.  Tie a small mirror to piggy's face and she'll fall in love.  When she gets tired of being Mommy, she can just give the pig away to a farmer the Duggars.   See what Marsha has to say about the matter on Famecrawler.    Hat tip: ParentDish.  Posted Sep 05 2007, 09:05 AM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, paris hilton, elle magazine, elle, desperate housewives

• Back to School Drool: Small Paul Skull Lunch "Pale"

  I'm not sure if the company purposely mis-spelled "pale," using a play on words regarding the stunned-looking skull on this Small Paul by Paul Frank Lunch Box, but no matter.  Course, I didn't think they even made lunch boxes like this anymore, but alas, here one is with a skull resembling Paris Hilton's.  Duh. $19.95 at Eurokid.  Well pick my jaw up too - 20 bucks for a lunch box?  Also, when is the whole skull trend going to DIE, already?  Posted Aug 24 2007, 01:03 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: lunch box, Small Paul, Back to School Drool, lunch pail, eurokids, paris hilton