Look, if it's really that big a deal to you that your kid is gonna unleash a golden shower at changing time (it's cold down there, you know!), grab a towel; stick a napkin on his ding-dong; put your hand over the thing when it starts to dribble. The only thing this cotton-codpiece Weeblock could teach Junior is the self-reliance needed to liberate his wee-wee from its evil, stream-stopping death grip. As for the matching outfit, don't forget: Someday this kid will have to have the photo above explained to him.
