Sure, you may have your hangups about surrounding your brood with the trappings of war, but the plain fact is that kids like to play Army, and this all-wood toddler bed (which, incidentally, also comes in pink -- if you're really feeling transgressive, buy that one for your son) would make a great centerpiece to any bedroom's camo motif.
If you're ready to cave in to your inner Sgt. Hartman, the Military Toddler Bed is $300 at Just Kids Stuff.
