Zooguu Fugu: 100% Toxin-Free Cuddliness
You don’t need a specially trained chef or a death wish to enjoy this delightful little fugu from Etsy seller Zooguu (formerly Sweetestpea), and though we don’t recommend nibbling on it, you’re also not likely to get a tingling sensation when you do.
Being your happy little snuggle buddy, on the other hand, is totally doable where Zooguu’s fugu is concerned: at 9″ tall, with a generous 31.5″ waistline, the little puffer even has soft fabric eyes for added cuddliness.
$90 from Zooguu’s Etsy shop — a little steep, yeah, but hey, you can have it custom-made in any color.
