Don't let Smooff's fire-retardant-polyester exterior fool you: Whether you're plopping it down on a linoleum floor, a pebbly beach or a wooden lounge chair, the Dutch-made sleeper/lounge cushion is designed to give your weary bones a pillowy-soft resting place. It wipes clean, too, and if you need an easily stowed-away bed for sleepover guests or a cot alternative for daycare, it also folds into a backpack-sized mass, complete with strap and handle.

The bad news: Smooff won't land in U.S. retailers until the summer, but if you want to see what's had Europe abuzz for the past few years, design3000 is ready to take your €139 order.

The weird news: Among Urban Dictionary's suggested definitions for "smoof" (with one "f") is "the fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm." Imagine the potential for advertising on Boomerang once this sucker lands Stateside.