I realize that not everyone is afraid of clowns, but still -- you look at those chairs and tell me they're not scary. G'head.

Maybe sitting on them could be part of some sort of clown-desensitization regimen, or something. ("It's okay, honey, you just sit right down on the nice demented clown!")  *shudder* Hey, if you want 'em, be my guest: $65 for the pair from Amazon.