I like to think I'm pretty tolerant and "to each his own" about what I perceive to be superfluous "prettying" of various baby products. I mean, the whole idea of a "fancy" burp cloth escapes me entirely; it's for puke, people. It's not supposed to be pretty. But whatever.

I draw the line, however, at making a burp cloth out of that hairy faux-muppet chenille fabric. Soft? Yes. Luxe? I suppose. Something you want to be catching vomit in (and then hoping it washes out of)? I'm dry-heaving. Please, just say no. (If you can't, get this frog one and others like it at Gingersnaps Kids for $11 apiece -- and enjoy your crusted regurgitation embedded in the "fur.")