Earlier today I became enamored of this Elmer dinnerware, but now I've found something else I might love even more. Behold the Elmer Elephant squirting bath toy! Just as adorable as everything else Elmer, this one would be an excellent passive-aggressive gift for the new parent you just don't like very much. ("Oh, Junior got you all wet again? Wow, sorry to hear that.") $22 at Tiddley Widdley.