One of my co-workers looked horrified when these tins of ointment, with quasi-tasteless names like “Bad Ass Booty Balm” and “Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly,” arrived in our office. Clearly, this colleague does not receive weekly samples with cutesy names like “Mama’s Love Honey Tummy Bunny Rub.” I say these products are a refreshing, and very funny, change. The ointments are shipped inside a diaper, which is a little weird, but apparently it’s a functional alternative to packing peanuts. Every product has a refreshing, all-natural ingredient list, heavy on the coconut oil, lanolin and beeswax. The texture is pretty much what you’d expect from those ingredients, and the essential-oil scents are delightful: the nipple rub smells of citrus, geranium and cloves, while the diaper balm smells like a bakery. (The Va-J-J jelly will make your nether regions smell like a coconut, which is a personal choice.) Best of all, they’re supercheap for all-natural products: only $6 a pop. Available at LeastLikely2Breed.net.