When I posted about a bad t-shirt for expectant fathers, I really had no idea it could have been so much worse. This one, for example, is idiotic to the power of stupid. I'm sorry, but bragging about your swimmers, even as a joke, is just lame. Nobody wants to think about your sperm. I don't even want to think about Johnny Depp's sperm. And far be it for me to become the sensitivity police, but it's even a little rude to the infertile guys. This shirt is 30 seconds away from being worn ironically by a hipster kid. Hey, it's $20.99 in the organic cotton version. Whoop dee barfy doo.