Your spoiled baby's posh upbringing simply won't be complete without the right set of wheels. Obviously. But he can hold his head up high on his way to the local lemonade stand with this Alfa Romeo 8C ($352 at PolkaDotToys). The site boasts that "this beautiful beast of a car has all the authentic badging and sleek lines that make the adult Alfa so distinctive."
Riiiiight. Whatever helps you sleep at night after buying your kid an overpriced toy, dude.
