Cute when kids are observing it, slightly less so when its founders are a Wife Swap segment, International Talk Like A Pirate Day is Sept. 19, and Playmobil is giving a hearty "Yaarrr!" via its One-Eyed Pirate figure. At just $2.99, the wee plastic swashbuckler is a nicely accessorized (and, as the German-manufactured Playmobil notes, lead-free) entry into the Playmobil universe, and an equally fine addition to the company's line of pirate toys and accessories. Recommended for ages 3 and up, as gold, guns and garb are removable.