Sometimes I come across things and think, 'Yes, it is true.  People will buy anything.  And if it has an enormous price tag, they will buy even more of it.'

This is one of those times.

Puppy, as he is called, is a seat.  I know, I wasn't sure at first either.  Originally developed by designer  Eero Aarnio for children, the demand was so great that they have recently introduced Puppy Extra Large for adults to sit on.  You too can have your very own Puppy to straddle for a mere $289.

But by far my favorite thing about Puppy is in the description where they suggest putting a pack of these on your front lawn. 

That would definitely endear you to your neighbors.