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Child of Satan

We recently learned that our daughter is the spawn of Satan, just like Rosemary's Baby.  Our friend the minister suggested an exorcism but as far as I can tell this process is unproven.  Elsie got into some pumpkin carving action over the weekend and for some reason her mom wouldn't let me show her how to properly wield a knife.  Here's some pictures of that:

 

 

A few nights ago we had a "date night" in which Maggie and I left Elsie with a sitter and went out for dinner and a movie.  Excitement!  We saw "Michael Clayton" which was actually a very good movie.  Recommended!  Was it worth the extra 12 bucks an hour not to wait until the dvd came out?  I'm not sure yet about that.  My friend Rich recently commented that he hadn't seen a film in a theater since his nine month old daughter was born.  Movies in the theaters are one of my fovaroite activities so we've tried to get away for that as often as we can, especially when we can impose upon relatives to look after Satan Girl for free.  Here's the list of films we've seen since Elsie's birth in Decemeber: Children of Men, Zodiac, Pirates of the Caribbean Part 3, Sicko, Knocked Up, Superbad, and Michael Clayton.  The best was Superbad and the worst was Pirates of the Caribbean.  They should have paid us to sit through that one.  Children of Men was a good film too, and you can rent that now.  So watch it, and then try to populate the earth if you still can.

  

 

I'm kidding about the Satan thing!  She's an Angel!  Sometimes!  Happy Halloween!

 

 

 


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October 30, 2007 4:03 AM
 

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October 30, 2007 4:45 AM
 

StaceysMom said:

I love how hard she's concentrating in the second picture. Also she has a great smile.

October 30, 2007 10:22 AM
 

superblondgirl said:

I read the first line and started snorting with laughter.  Freaking hilarious.

October 30, 2007 3:56 PM
 

nancyt said:

"Children of Men" was one of the last movies I saw in the theater before my son was born ("The Departed" was the very last) and I second the recommendation.  A truly awesome film!

I also saw "Knocked Up", but my husband and I thought it would be humorous to take our (then 3-month-old) son with us into the theater. We figured if he screamed, one of us would just go hang with him in the lobby. But wouldn't you know it--he was fine! Maybe it had something to do with the giant strippers on the screen...who knows. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of hearing that that was his very first movie, when he's about 18 or so. And sadly, now that he's mobile, our days of shlepping him to the theater with us are over.

Hope Elsie enjoys her first Halloween!

October 30, 2007 4:43 PM
 

Rebecca said:

haha great post. And your pumpkin is fabulous.

October 30, 2007 11:30 PM

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Arthur Bradford

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His first book, Dogwalker, was published by Knopf in 2001, and in Vintage paperback in 2002. He is also the director of "How's Your News?", a documentary film series featuring news reporters with mental disabilities that has appeared on HBO, Cinemax, PBS and Trio (howsyournews.com).

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