I'm finding it ironic that I'm supposed to be writing for a
parenting site but I can't find time to do it because my kid is ON MY
JOCK ALL THE TIME.
Yay, it's summer vacation!
I suppose I should have thought ahead, activity-wise, and put him in
a camp. (That looks sort of wrong now that I've written it down. Put
the children in camps! Coloring the American flag and stapling it to a
drinking straw will make you free!) But the fact is, what with my
father's sudden departure for the pearly gates last month, all the
stuff I "should" have been doing for the last six weeks just went
kablooie. Also by the wayside? Planning Jackson's birthday party. Oh,
let's see, that's two days from now, isn't it? How many kids have I
managed to invite? Uh, two. Shit.
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