Nottingham, England
We've played this town a bunch. The first time we played here at Rescue
Rooms, some kids blew bubbles at us while we played. The second time,
the kids who were blowing bubbles at us played in the opening band. The
third time, we opened for the New Pornographers and no one posted that
we were playing. This time, again with no promotion, we played in the
much larger, 2,000-capacity venue, opening for We Are Scientists.
They're Americans, but huge in England. It's so weird how spoon-fed the
Brits are with music. There are a million dude bands that all sound
alike. They all have one hit and they play these massive tours here, and NME,
the weekly music rag, just goes on and on about how hot they are. Who
cares? Well, just about everyone in this dreary country.
We've been a band for nine years. We booked our own tours all around
the world for a long time. We've packaged up cds for mail order in our
Motel 6 rooms and slept on nice peoples' floors. We toured in a minivan
and finally graduated to a full-sized van when we added two crew
members to make us a total of five people on tour (including Magnolia).
Our four records, six singles and some other EPs were all released on
independant record labels. We've always made the music we wanted to
make and at one point I think we believed that we would be widely
appreciated for doing something genuine and original. Not in England. I
don't think we'll ever come back here.
Sorry to be so Debbie Downer. I got in a fight with some slimy
little guy at the merch table. I was our selling T-shirts and cds
(trying to, anyway). This guy got angry that he stood in the wrong line
and when he realized I was in the opening band he proceeded to tell me
what was wrong with our band: we needed to play a little more variety
of songs, blah blah blah. I blew up. We had a "discussion" about the
way people listen to music and where they get music from. He did admit
that he mistook me for the other opening band and that he'd buy a cd
for half price. I told him that this was how we made a living and that
there was no way I'd give him a cd that cheap, especially after what he
said. He felt he bought his right to tell me what he thought since he
paid for a ticket. Well, I guarantee that his twenty pounds didn't
reach our pockets. We will actually be losing money on this tour. The
funny thing is — and I know I sound conceited here — we freaking kicked
ass tonight. Sadly, no one noticed. Tomorrow will be better.
Somewhere else in England
We
are at a camp site. There is a playground here. Magnolia played this
awesome game with some little red-headed English boys. They made her a
sword (a stick) and told her to point it at them and change them into
different animals and characters. She giggled the most when they
pretended to be old men. We showered at the camp site because the showers here are far better than the ones inside
the club. I haven't washed my hair in days, but it kind of looks better
that way. Magnolia talks in her sleep like her father. She woke up and
reached her hands up in the middle of the night and said, "Uppy, uppy,
uppy" before going back to sleep. It's not as bad as when I woke up to
find Jason barking like a dog at the end of the bed in his sleep. I'm a
light sleeper. I wish I could be such a heavy sleeper that I turned
into a dog in the middle of the night. We all decided that the
highlight of the day is seeing what kind of songs Magnolia comes up
with when she plays her little guitar. She's fixated on this one called
"Goodnight." We decided we might work that song into a new one we're
working on.
Mags took her bath in the backstage sink after making her first
on-stage debut.

We Are Scientists do a cover of "End of the Road" (yes,
the Boys to Men '90s hit) as an encore and all the bands return to the
stage to sing the chorus with them. Since Mags was with us watching
from the side of the stage, we brought her out with us. She waved to t
he crowd at the end of the song and then immediately after leaving the
stage, she shouted, "That was fun!!" Jason and I have this conversation
all the time: We don't want her to be in band unless she fully realizes
why it's not the best thing to do with your life unless you are
absolutely passionate about it and can deal with all the bullshit.
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