The 33 Worst Celebrity Baby Names
Cautionary tales, from Audio Science to Zuma Nesta Rock.
by Catherine Connors
September 23, 2008
26. Seven Sirius (Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu)
Numbers as names: why? To what does the number refer? Why not six? Why not eight? SEVEN WHAT?
27. Harley Quinn (Kevin Smith)
Leave it to Silent Bob to name his daughter after a Batman villain. The worst part: you know he considered "Poison Ivy" and "Catwoman."
28. Camera (Arthur Ashe)
"Camera" is so generic. Why not "Nikon"? Or "Canon"?
29. Blue Angel (U2's The Edge)
David Duchovny and his Kyd.
Better, I suppose, that "Puce Angel" or "Purple Angel," but still.
30. Free (Barbara Hershey and David Carradine)
If this kid's middle name is Willy . . .
31. Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
Doesn't this just invite people to speculate that you, as parents, a) just didn't care enough to actually name your kid, and b) can't spell?
32. Reignbeau (Ving Rhames)
She's a multicolored arc of light, but also the benevolent ruler of her boyfriend, or something. This name has levels.
33. Alcamy (Lance Henriksen)
Alcamy: the art of turning medil into goold.
©2008 Babble
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Catherine Connors aka Her Bad Mother is a writer and mother in Toronto, Canada. She can usually be found blogging at Her Bad Mother, where she tries to convince herself and anyone who will listen that Bad is, in fact, the new Good |
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